Q1:How do you recognize Bhola's son in School?
Answer: He is the one who erases the notebook when the teacher erases the board.
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Teacher: Ho much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3or across the middle leaves a 0(zero).
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Q: What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking?
Answer: Marriage.
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Q:What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
Answer: AGE.
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Q:Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Answer: Professional courtesy.
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Q: Dinner: Do you serve chicken here?
Answer: Waiter: Sit down, sir.We serve anyone.
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Q:What is your date of birth?
Answer: July fifteen.
Q: What year?
Answer: Every Year.
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